Five things about being a stay-at-home dad that are better than working in an office:
- Plenty of reading material in the bathroom means not having to print out Bill Simmons and then grabbing it off the printer before the boss does
- You can drink beer all day instead of having to load up in the morning before work
- Able to indulge my crush on Laurie Berkner without making excuses
- Having to stay late at work doesn't mean much
- Did I mention the beer?