Five ways in which being a stay-at-home dad is exactly like working in the office:
- Co-workers with the maturity of three-year-olds (or less)
- Weekends rule!
- Unable to enjoy any significant amount of quiet, self-reflective personal time without someone banging on the bathroom door
- Having to repeat myself. Having to repeat myself. Having to repeat myself. Having to...etc.
- A constant nagging fear that the people I'm in charge of will realize I have no idea what I'm doing
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Drone over Dad
Five things I miss about working in the office now that I'm a stay-at-home dad:
- Starting sentences with words other than "No".
- You can think a co-worker is hot without burning in Hell. (Not applicable in all states)
- Payday.
- A feeling of accomplishment other than "Well, everybody's still alive." (Wait, what am I talking about? I've never had that in the office, either.)
- Being relatively sure that the brown stain on my shirt is coffee.
- Starting sentences with words other than "No".
- You can think a co-worker is hot without burning in Hell. (Not applicable in all states)
- Payday.
- A feeling of accomplishment other than "Well, everybody's still alive." (Wait, what am I talking about? I've never had that in the office, either.)
- Being relatively sure that the brown stain on my shirt is coffee.
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