Five things I miss about working in the office now that I'm a stay-at-home dad:
- Starting sentences with words other than "No".
- You can think a co-worker is hot without burning in Hell. (Not applicable in all states)
- A feeling of accomplishment other than "Well, everybody's still alive." (Wait, what am I talking about? I've never had that in the office, either.)
- Being relatively sure that the brown stain on my shirt is coffee.