Seriously, quit wasting my time.
Speaking of wasting my time, I love it when my boss asks to see a work in progress, then interrupts me repeatedly to ask about things that aren't in there yet. I mean, c'mon, people.
Maybe I'll use my unemployment to write an employment guide for employees and for managers. A practical one, with chapters like "How to avoid lame office birthday celebrations" and "Creative displays of passive-aggressive behavior that won't get you fired (usually)." Reserve your advance copy now!