Names you wouldn't expect to see in a headline together:

Wes Craven and Pauly Shore

Do you think there's any chance they could settle this in movie form? I think I would actually pay to see Pauly Shore terrorized for two hours and eventually decapitated. Less if it was just a movie, but that would still be worth a rental.

Rejected campaign slogan

You know, if they had had the guts to go with the obvious - "He'll clean up this town!" - he might've won.