How long do I have to wait before I can comfortably look at naked pictures of Anna Nicole Smith again? A week? A month? Is there some sort of sliding scale based on the results of the autopsy?
- Accidental drug overdose: Tragedy. Three months.
- Deliberate drug overdose: Crazy chicks are hot. One week.
- Choked on own vomit: Rock star way to go! Hot. Vomit! Not hot. Split the difference. Four weeks.
- Murdered in elaborate paternity suit scheme: Weird. Wait for TV movie, hope that it comes out on pay cable instead.
- Unforseen congenital defect: Sad. Go back to surfing for supposed Britney lesbian pics.
I just don't know.